Cow is having some fun Calls himself the Chosen One He parted the Nile Turned back the dial So why not Kingdom Come.	Mad Cow loves to go big Railing under his wig Back to the Stone Age On the heels of his own rage He zags when should really zig.
Mad Cow says to his herd Watch out for the lies, the absurd May God mark my words I do love the Kurds I’ve never been given the bird.
Mad Cow never played chess The barnyard is such a mess His brain follows suit He’s not even cute His syntax even less.	Mad Cow goes round & round Confused in Lost & Found The thought on the shelf Looks like a garden elf The beast is going to ground