Cow is having some fun
Calls himself the Chosen One
He parted the Nile
Turned back the dial
So why not Kingdom Come.
Mad Cow loves to go big
Railing under his wig
Back to the Stone Age
On the heels of his own rage
He zags when should really zig.
Mad Cow says to his herd
Watch out for the lies, the absurd
May God mark my words
I do love the Kurds
I’ve never been given the bird.
Mad Cow never played chess
The barnyard is such a mess
His brain follows suit
He’s not even cute
His syntax even less.
Mad Cow goes round & round
Confused in Lost & Found
The thought on the shelf
Looks like a garden elf
The beast is going to ground