He plays with his toys Spittle on the meadow grass Lies, a legend, to save his ass Blow, amplify, make a face Welcome to the human race Orange skin and orange hair Challenge him, just you dare Cow will “ad hominin” you Make you drink his nasty brew See you as a backyard ball Whimpering next to his Beautiful Wall Finding wisdom in the crowd Go away, you’re much too loud Cow’s right, white, the exceptional herd Bugger off wingless bird Cow’s not saying he’s gospel true He’s just saying black is blue Enter his canvas, enter his frame Feel you mind just going lame Thoughts now come from a toxic well Count to ten, enjoy the spell Say “Biggest” until your lips run dry You’ll get around to asking why Assholes come, assholes go You propped up the Mad Cow show.

Mad Cow has a fondness for pie A sampling of mud in his eye Dirt in the wit A marching band kit And caboodle for sure After all, aren’t we at war? Cow brings down the moon Blood a strawberry spoon His wind blows a menacing ill Whimpering China is standing still Amplify the noise