| Mad Cow lives where it’s Red Where sense leaks into his head He knows Venus is the evening star He’s familiar with the down-home bar Where he listens to the male cat room Tales of wonder, tales of doom Digital search tells the tale Men treated like a poor beached whale Where he’s perched at the end of her wrath Might as well take a bath Or find a cure for hair loss blues Or take an all-male cruise Pump up your dick With an enlargement kit How to get girls without work How to be the handsome Turk Or when feeling weak, a little flat Hit the Other with a baseball bat Vote for a tough guy, feet of shards Mad Cow for all is in the cards Look in the mirror, drink the brew Then make merry with the fragile crew Men in a circle, wimping away Another beautiful, circle-jerk day. |
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